| Project Deer Rapage |
[19 Jun 2004|06:32pm] |
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man.. i just remembered that michael, parker, mac, some other random ass people and myself were gonna take michael fields on a picnic. then we planned to duck tape him to a fence and spray female deer scent all over him. we figured sooner or later he'd be raped viciously by a dear, being of the male sort. we never went through with the project. i think i'm going into comatosis cuz of it. it was such a good plan. i'm thinking about buying some fish, i dunno what kind. but some small ones. ones name is gonna be fupa, another will be fuck, another will be cunt. i dont know any other names to name them. i need suggestions. also, what kind of fish appropriately matches the names?
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| My LiveJournal |
[19 Jun 2004|02:53pm] |
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i find it intriguing that i hardly post on my own account, and my friends use my account. like gideon for example.. he enjoys making it seem as if i molest myself. michael preaches about his hatred of certain music genres that shalt not be named, and adrienne tells of the journy of a pig named Patricia. it was a good story, but strange non the less. I just would like to thank my friends for their contributions. toodles
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| bleh-flooza floygen |
[19 Jun 2004|02:07pm] |
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i havent posted on here except maybe three times, so i get friends to post for me :) so i guess i'll start posting more, its something more to do. i'm in auburn, i'll be home on tuesday thank god. i would've had to stay longer, but i worked my magic with the parents and stuff. its sad not having seen anyone in like a month or so. everyday i sit around the house since there's nothing better to do here. oh well. i get to think more. i have a new baby brother now. he's a lil more that a week old, his name is Samuel Wallace Eubanks. weird but cool. i think i'll call him 'wally' cuz then for me having called him that, he'd be one kick-ass fellow. yeah.. so i'm going now. toodles
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| cha ching |
[28 Mar 2004|09:14pm] |
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I have a pet pig named Patricia, and shes very intriguing. One day she went on an adventure to the land of the last seven suns. there she found a friend named shadow. he was a puppet, and couldnt walk by himself, for he was controlled by an evil master. Pat wanted to free shadow so he could walk by himself, and so that he no longer had to be someone else's puppet. So, she climbed a high mountain and ate 17 rats. Then she and shadow (who was now liberated, and could walk) went to a cave. The cave was guarded by a fearsome beast... it was a rabbit. But they used the holy hand of antioch and pulled the pin, counted to three (no more, no less) and threw it at the rabbit (who then, being not in god's sight, ed it) and went into the cave. there they found many treasures, took them, became cursed, were saved by johnny depp, and finally left the cave. Then they came across an enchanter named Tim who took shadow into his apprenticeship. Finally Pat came home and told me this story. But maybe I was just dreaming, and I dont have a pet pig at all.
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[24 Mar 2004|10:15pm] |
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i hate new era pop punk. and emo. everyone should. and the new punk stuff shouldnt even be called pop punk it should just be called pop. or shit. either way. i cant think of a single good thing about either of them. they suckuckuckuckuck.
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[17 Feb 2004|09:49pm] |
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Sarah is sooooooooooooooooooooo cool. Okay, just kidding. This is Sarah.
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| Yo Homeseses. |
[06 Feb 2004|09:43pm] |
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Its will. ich bin new here, so excuse me if i screw this whole site over, several times. haha. anyways, how are you guys. i have been thinking about life lately. like, simple things such as friends. all my friends are so cool to be around. i feel fuzzy. but really, i have great friends. just wanted yall to know. this sunday, i'm gonna try out for the ole miss paintball team, i'm like in love with paintball, and would like to become something in the sport i suppose. a dude named austin, who's a senior, tried out last weekend and made it, but he has all this ubernice shit. so of course he made it, but he says he bets that i'll make it too. so its all good, last time i played paintball, i owned yall bitches. haha jk, it was all fun. well i'm gone. toodles
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| Kelli is a freak. |
[06 Feb 2004|09:07pm] |
kelli says:
oh yeah u know me love to jack off bats
will says:
what you just said sounded so gay
will says:
just say you love giving bats hand jobs
see how freakishly weird this kid is?!
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